Hop On The Next Flight To... | December 15, 2004

My Wife Has A Child | November 18, 2004

Maybe I'm Just Getting Brighter | November 10, 2004

Four More Wars...I Mean Years | November 4, 2004

Giggling Like School Children | October 22, 2004

But What Was Yesterday? | October 14, 2004

Grandma, Is That You? | October 10, 2004

Quite Right Sir, That Is Fucked Up | September 23, 2004

Assault Weapons | September 13, 2004

Everybody's Workin' For The Stories | September 2, 2004

Side With Me | August 31, 2004

Small Fish, Little Pond | August 23, 2004

Worst Last Day Ever | August 18, 2004

As Long As It Doesn't Involve Abba, I'll Be Fine | August 12, 2004

He's On A Roll | August 11, 2004

No, I Didn't Go To School With You | August 10, 2004

At Least He Makes Me Laugh | August 5, 2004

Things I Learned On Vacation | August 4, 2004

Act Now For This Special Offer | August 2, 2004

The Half Year Of Mike | July 22, 2004

You're Hired | July 19, 2004

What Happens To Regular People | July 16, 2004

What Do I Do? | July 14, 2004

Shameful | July 9, 2004

He'd Hit It | July 8, 2004

I Didn't Have A Choice | July 6, 2004

Verizon Scam | June 30, 2004

There's Moore To It Than That | June 25, 2004

Commandments Schommandments | June 22, 2004

Is The Washer Broken? | June 21, 2004

You Gotta See The Baby | June 14, 2004

Let's Track The Coffin With GPS | June 9, 2004

Where Are The Rest Stops | June 4, 2004

Half Asleep Conversations, Part II | June 1, 2004

That's My America | May 27, 2004

Say Hi | May 24, 2004

I Always Had My Suspicions | May 19, 2004

The Weather Brings 'Em Out | May 18, 2004

You Wouldn't Want This Getting Out, Would You | May 11, 2004

Threesomes | May 7, 2004

That's Not Who I Married | April 29, 2004

Blockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My Mind | April 27, 2004

Don't Judge By The One Song | April 23, 2004

Best Job Ever | April 21, 2004

A Year Closer To Never Seeing A Dime From Social Security | April 20, 2004

Fuzzy Math? | April 14, 2004

What Is In The Oven Then? | April 6, 2004

No, It's Not A Joke | April 1, 2004

Damn That's A Long Time | March 29, 2004

Yuck It Up, You Fuckhole | March 25, 2004

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me A Crayon | March 24, 2004

Change Of Heart | March 22, 2004

Take This Job And... | March 18, 2004

Hazzard County Reunion - Class Of '94 | March 16, 2004

Me As A Woman | March 12, 2004

Guess Who's Not So Bad After All | March 9, 2004

Half-Asleep Conversations | March 5, 2004

Maybe I'm Not So Bad After All | March 1, 2004

It's Neck And Neck | February 25, 2004

Oh The Humammary | February 24, 2004

Making News | February 19, 2004

I'm A Virus. Open Me. | February 17, 2004

If Only They Were Spinners | February 11, 2004

Dropping Turds and Pounds | February 10, 2004

Skipping Ahead | February 5, 2004

Stay Away From Me Kid | February 2, 2004

Just Push The Button And See What Happens | January 30, 2004

Numbers Suck | January 28, 2004

Turn The Key And Watch Him Pee | January 26, 2004

Not What They Expected | January 22, 2004

My Eyes! | January 20, 2004

Switching Teams | January 18, 2004

Oh, That Guy | January 16, 2004

Stop Looking At Me, Woman | January 14, 2004

The Difference Of 10 Years | January 7, 2004

Mamma Fucking Mia | January 7, 2004

Year Of Mike | January 5, 2004

Analyzing Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas' | December 18, 2003

Fill In The Blank | December 15, 2003

Be A Patron | December 11, 2003

I Wasn't Ready For This Jelly | December 8, 2003

No School For You | December 4, 2003

Not Harry-Like | December 2, 2003

I Warned Everyone | November 26, 2003

I Have To Pay To Hang Out With These People? | November 25, 2003

Not To Start A Fight With Mac People, But... | November 24, 2003

Seriously Ladies, I Am Married | November 20, 2003

Property Value? What Property Value? | November 18, 2003

Roar Lions Roar | November 14, 2003

String Cheese Snickers | November 11, 2003

Happy Asshead Day | November 7, 2003

But It's Not A Trailer | November 5, 2003

I'm Really Thirsty Today | November 3, 2003

Jack Off | October 29, 2003

What Am I Doing Here? | October 27, 2003

Everybody Else Is Doing It | October 23, 2003

I Guess I Can Screw Off More | October 22, 2003

Coming Out Of All Ends | October 20, 2003

You Should Have Told Me When I Was There | October 15, 2003

Thanks Google | October 13, 2003

Reunited, And It Doesn't Feel So Money | October 9, 2003

Yeah For Abortion | October 7, 2003

A Whole | October 3, 2003

Exit House, Dumbass | October 1, 2003

I'm A Sucker | September 29, 2003

If I Had Some Tea Right Now, I'd Throw It Somewhere In Protest | September 25, 2003

That's A Pisser | September 24, 2003

Is It Really Fun To Stay There? | September 23, 2003

Let's Plan A Picnic | September 17, 2003

Lazy Journalism | September 16, 2003

A New Man | September 10, 2003

What's Next, A Camping Retreat? | September 8, 2003

Still Puzzled | September 5, 2003

Everything Is Breaking | September 2, 2003

Welcome To My World | August 28, 2003

The Next One Gets It | August 27, 2003

They're Coming | August 25, 2003

The Last Few Days | August 22, 2003

But They All Suck | August 18, 2003

You Sneaking That Through Customs? | August 14, 2003

Welcome Back | August 12, 2003

Me And The Lady...I Mean Wife | August 11, 2003

Vow-uable Advice | July 30, 2003

Tying The Knot In What? | July 29, 2003

For The Single Guys | July 28, 2003

Still A Child At Heart | July 25, 2003

Moral Dilemma | July 24, 2003

The Great Cough Syrup Hunt | July 23, 2003

One Thing I Know About My Future Wife | July 21, 2003

Put Spurlock In | July 17, 2003

Sit Down And Shut Up | July 16, 2003

The End Is Near? | July 15, 2003

Thoughts With 19 Days To Go | July 14, 2003

My Definitions #473 | July 10, 2003

The Mystery Guest | July 7, 2003

Which Will It Be? | July 3, 2003

My Job Is Done Here | July 2, 2003

I Guess I Need A Home | July 2, 2003

Things I've Learned Over The Last Four Days | July 1, 2003

Who Knew | June 27, 2003

For A Good Time Call | June 26, 2003

How Does It Look When Giving The Finger? | June 24, 2003

I Should Have Been A Teacher | June 19, 2003

How Do I Take This? | June 18, 2003

Button Fly? | June 18, 2003

Hobbies For An 11-Year-Old | June 17, 2003

Tips For Spammers | June 13, 2003

There Goes The Neighborhood | June 12, 2003

The Beauty of Gray | June 11, 2003

What's Funny To Me | June 10, 2003

Don't Touch That Switch | June 9, 2003

Let It Go, Mike, Let It Go | June 5, 2003

Next Time | June 2, 2003

That's Mr. McFucknut To You | May 28, 2003

I H8te Her | May 28, 2003

What If I Were Color Blind? | May 27, 2003

He's A Train Wreck | May 23, 2003

If You're Going To Spew | May 22, 2003

16 Days...A New Record | May 20, 2003

They're Harmless Little Lies | May 19, 2003

The One And Only Way | May 15, 2003

What's Good For The Goose | May 15, 2003

One Thing To Look Forward To At Work | May 14, 2003

The Wedding Is Off | May 13, 2003

I've Been Rooting For The Wrong Guys | May 12, 2003

Intern Schmintern | May 7, 2003

Dare I Tell The Post? | May 7, 2003

Maybe I Should Start A Collection | May 6, 2003

Make Me Listen To It | May 6, 2003

I Need A Helicopter | May 5, 2003

Breaking Her In | April 30, 2003

Do You Get It? | April 29, 2003

We're Trying To Give You Money | April 28, 2003

With Whom Should I Be Disappointed | April 24, 2003

Bring Who Where Day? | April 24, 2003

Return To Sender | April 23, 2003

Hi, My Name Is? | April 22, 2003

If This Is The Hardest It Gets, We'll Be Fine | April 21, 2003

Worries Taking Up Brain Space | April 16, 2003

Maybe Next Time I'll Get A New Leash | April 14, 2003

From Where Did I Come? | April 11, 2003

Missing The Point | April 10, 2003

Anywhere But Here | April 9, 2003

Late Night | April 8, 2003

The Big Chill | April 8, 2003

You Sure Is Pretty In That Shirt | April 7, 2003

Do I Have Any Jewish Friends Out There? | April 4, 2003

Hand Job | April 3, 2003

Downtime | April 3, 2003

Dr. Feelgood | April 3, 2003

Boycott Poofle! | March 27, 2003

A Letter Would Suffice | March 26, 2003

What Comes Out | March 25, 2003

Help Me Help Them | March 21, 2003

The Opinions Of Others | March 19, 2003

Fishing Rod | March 19, 2003

Stopping That Which You Don't Fully Know | March 18, 2003

Um, Huh? | March 13, 2003

Momma's Boy | March 12, 2003

Raise Up | March 11, 2003

I Do! (Not Want To Face My Co-Workers Monday) | March 10, 2003

The End Of Me | March 7, 2003

Take This Job | March 6, 2003

Where's My Mail? | March 3, 2003

Damn You Button! | February 28, 2003

If You Wanted To Destroy My Sweater | February 27, 2003

Have You Heard The New Phish Album? | February 26, 2003

Ghost Town (house) | February 24, 2003

Make It Stop | February 21, 2003

Hi, This Is Me | February 20, 2003

Maybe We Should Have Just Bought An RV | February 19, 2003

A Cat's Frustration | February 17, 2003

Kill My Television | February 14, 2003

Let's Check Our Administration's Stocks | February 12, 2003

Amazingly Enough, You Have Less Taste Than Me | February 11, 2003

Can You Give Me Directions To The Poor House? | February 7, 2003

Yes, He Does Have A Handsome Son | February 5, 2003

White Knuckles | February 4, 2003

Is There Any New Business To Discuss | February 3, 2003

Worst Neighbor Ever | January 30, 2003

Why Joe Millionaire Fascinates Me | January 29, 2003

I Didn't Know If I Should Cry Or Laugh | January 28, 2003

New Place, New Bowl | January 24, 2003

Beyond Cold | January 23, 2003

Sound Mind | January 22, 2003

You Can Bet On It | January 21, 2003

I Am Plowing! | January 16, 2003

Do We Get A Cake For This? | January 15, 2003

Does The Car Come With No Balls, Like Me? | January 14, 2003

The Wonders Of Science | January 13, 2003

I Too Have Some Changes For You To Make | January 10, 2003

Swinging Good Time | January 9, 2003

I Hear Dead People | January 8, 2003

That's The Spirit | January 2, 2003

Bl Bl Bl Blue Christmas | December 20, 2002

Holiday Decoration Tips | December 19, 2002

A Christmas Story | December 18, 2002

El Remote Control | December 17, 2002

It Wasn't Me | December 16, 2002

Starting Over Again. Again. | December 13, 2002